Laughs I got back into this account on my phone
Now what email is my other one on…
Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like you can literally be on the verge of tears, drowning, and everyone is totally oblivious.
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why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or giant fangs or the ability to spray acid out of our mouths no we got different fur color
we can’t even handle having different skin tones without fucking everything up
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Tumblr locked me out of this account on the computer so I am now dr-whodini for those that would like to follow me~
Morse Code Made Easy
impeccablysupernaturalglowcloud:
Never ask a British person about the price of Freddo’s
I asked a British person about Freddo’s
You punk-ass little shit rebel
This is getting out of hand
(via bowtiesat221b)
Robin Thicke is on his way to becoming the holder of the slot for #1 most popular song of all time. He is only 4 weeks from overtaking artists such as Elton John, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carrey, and he’s already beaten Elvis fucking Presley.
Please stop listening to Blurred Lines. Stop watching the video. Stop buying the single. Just stop. For all that is good and holy in this world, do not do this to the history of music.
GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT
I WILL KEEP FUCKING REBLOGGING THIS UNTIL THE DAY ROBIN THICKE IS A WASHED UP, MISOGYNISTIC NOBODY IN THE MUSIC WORLD BECAUSE BLURRED LINES IS THE DATE RAPE ANTHEM OF 2013 AND IT FLAT OUT GIVES ME THE CREEPS
(via luciferwearsamwinchester)
driving-an-impala-in-isengard:
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.
(via luciferwearsamwinchester)
If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”
Or my friend
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